1) Forks make good combs.
2) A large sheet makes a good dress and makes you looks "sensational".
3) crabs are good at creating romantic moments to make 2 people kiss.
4) life is full of tough choices in them.
Dogs can't talk but sea creatures can.
"Screw you guys, I'm going home"-Eric Cartman
11. You can fall in love with someone you met briefly and be prepared to leave your family and risk being a slave for a guy who may not even like you back.
12. Aries can sign her name, but can't write anything to Eric to let her know who she is.
13. Kingdoms allow random mute girls to stay and enjoy free food and clothes.
14. Aries can sure walk well for someone who never had feet or experienced gravity
15. Eric wasn't into Ariel for her looks, it was her voice that sealed the deal.
16. If you marry a mermaid transformed into a human, you better plan on a boat wedding so all of your guests can attend.
17. Ariel was a hoarder.
18. It will be obvious to your mermaid sisters that you're in love if you're in a good mood and humming to yourself.
19. Sea witches don't give you any clothes when they transform you from a mermaid into a human.
20. Mermen, on the other hand, give you a fancy sequin (but waterproof) dress when they perform the transformation.
21. Puffy sleeved wedding dresses were big during the time period this movie is set.
Quote from Honest Trailers:
"You don't need brain cells, just big old "seashells".
23) A tropical fish and a crab are strong enough to carry a 16yr old woman from the bottom of the sea to the surface at top speed
24) Minors under age 18 are allowed to sign contracts under the sea
25) Triton could've turned his daughter (or any mer-person) human all along.
Lol actually during that time period, I think the legal age was younger than 18.
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26) If your ruler has yellow glowing in his eyes don't question it.