Things you won't hear on Lock Up
[Leone walks into the automotive shop after getting out the hole]
Dallas: Hey, Frank.
Leone: Somebody die in here?
Eclipse: Yeah, Dallas farted.
Dallas: Aw ma-a-a-an, gimmee a brea-a-ak!!
[Leone walks into the automotive shop after getting out the hole]
Dallas: Hey, Frank.
Leone: Somebody die in here?
Eclipse: Yeah, Dallas farted.
Dallas: Aw ma-a-a-an, gimmee a brea-a-ak!!
Meissner (to Frank): You get one bar of soap, two rolls of toilet paper a month. Somebody steals... TURN YOUR ASS AROUND! Somebody steals them, or you lose them, you WILL be wiping your ass with my shirt!
shareFRANK (As he is buzzed)
Leone... sorry, what was my number again?
The "nuptual visit" scene, after they haven't seen each other for some months:
FRANK: Melissa - WHOA!! Err, wow - I guess I never had you pegged as a comfort eater....
Frank: Here, take mine. (handing dessert to inmate)
Inmate (played by Tony Munafo): What'rya jumpin' off at me?
Frank: No. Here. I'm on a diet.
Inmate: Who'reyou?
Frank: Takgit. Takgit! (then like Sam Kennisan) TAKGA-A-AT!!!!! TAKGA-A-A-AT!!!!!!
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