The lifeguard who reads his lines off a cue card
How come no one ever talks about this guy?
When the dead Bernie is on the couch and all the folks come over for the party, this blonde lifeguard/surfer dude grabs Bernie by the shoulders and, looking straight forward past the camera is clearly reading his lines from a cue card, and the delivery is flat and terrible, including a stupid laugh. Guy is hysterical, albeit unintentionally.
"Worthington, we're being attacked by giant bats!"