was this a sketch?
I remember a sketch from the early 90's, but don't know if it was this show. It was about a security guard who worked at a supermarket, and would put people in the supermarket jail for the most trivial of offenses. I distinctly remember the line "Pinch a plum, go to jail" and he would cart off some old granny. Has anyone seen this?
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