Oswald Bates

Which skit and episode does Oswald make this statement in -

The ambiguity that I feel never justifies itself, there's always that pungent odor of life's constipation that surreptitiously conflicts with the detrimental instability. Here the 2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate, the unification of congress -- excuse me, condoms -- demystifies the squalor of profanity regurgitating over and over again. Here let me digress my bowels for a minute and wipe to the front of the non-descript hernia, rectifies the miscommunication of FE-cal or fe-CAL, depending on where your head is at. Do not be persecuted by the pompous fedora balanced by the equilibrium fortified by the government's inability to eradicate or foreshadow, taken from the Hebrew word "foreskin".