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I would have definetly *beep* Joe


When Kate went to the hospital and Joe and Charlotte were there alone I would have definetly *beep* him. I mean its no use to start something and not finish it. He was sooooo cute!! I think I'm in love with him more than Charlotte! She was kind of a hoe though because he was 26 and she was 15! I would have *beep* him anyways even if I was 13!!

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I would have too!

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I sure sure would have do u have a problem with it?

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B!tch u the one thats uneduacated! U got to be a dumb a$$ white girl to try to try to make jokes using the word uneducated. Just cause I dont try to show off my talents on the internet doesnt mean that I am dumb, because if you really want to know I go to Princeton. Now how u like them apples B!TCH!!!!!!!

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B!tch u the trash u dumb hoe! U know what I wish I knew u because id I did I come to where ever u r and beat yo arrogant a$$!

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i'm sure that she was a little too busy worrying about her sister surviving, lol.

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yeahh..haha it ruined the moment, lmao

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Did they actually have sex??? I'm confused coz it looks like they are just doing the foreplay but not yet intercourse. and Joe is stilling wearing his clothes!!

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no, they didn't have sex

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I think they did do it...just because you have your clothes on doesnt mean you can't still have sex...that's what skirts are for.

"I'm sorry all I heard was blah blah blah I'm a dirty tramp."-Jan, Mr. Deeds

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yes u fools!they did have sex!obviously when she shrieked that was the sound of pain,the sound every girl gets when she loses her virginity!

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seriously, dont come on this site talking about trash like that. damn shame that theres so many people out there like you.

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I thought Joe was very handsome but I would try to resist the temptation of sleeping him especially if I was only fifteen-years-old and he would be old enough to be my brother.

Creed (The Office): "Who wants to see a foot with only four toes?"
Kids: "Eeeeww!"

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No, that's not what she said at all. She said, "Oh God, this is really real." I think they did, but if you watch the movie on tv, they edit out half of the sex scene, like some of Charlotte's facial expressions, but on the DVD it's pretty obvious that they did. And PS ClaudiaLucrece, she didn't pull his pants down.

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<<<and he would be old enough to be my brother>>>

What does that mean? Old enough to be your "brother"???? So, what you're saying is, you will only date/have sex with a guy who is within 9 months of your exact birthdate?

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Michael Schoeffling looked just as hot in this movie as he did when he played Jake in SIXTEEN CANDLES. I read somewhere recently that he has completely retired from acting and works as a carpenter or something...what a waste!

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Get thee to the convent...the one with the twelve foot walls.

No 15 year old should be doing ANYTHING (let alone have sex) with a 26 year old no matter how "cute" "handsome" "sexy" and all the other adjectives he or she is.

As my own mother used to say, 'Not even over my dead body you will'.

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