25 years ago today...
This stinker plopped into theaters, opening up in an embarrassing 14th place, 9 places behind Ernest Scared Stupid. The world was introduced to such witty lines as, "drop that zero and get with the hero", among other classic lines. The world would never be the same.
So, in celebration, put on your parachute pants, say "Word" to your mother and watch this cinematic abortion known as Cool As Ice. You'll live to regret it, I promise.
Rest In Peace Roxy 9/2/16