Kat is by far the most tolerant woman in the history of cinema. First Vanilla Ice (I know his character's name is Johnny, but lets face it. We're not watching Cool as Johnny) nearly paralyzes the poor girl by startling her horse then he insults her boyfriend, who's a dick but Vanilla Ice doesn't know that. Then he steals from her and then when she gives him 24 hours to return it... he breaks into her bedroom and shoves ice down her throat.
If you were to try these techniques with any woman... in fact with any human being in order to establish a relationship. That relationship would be mortal enemies at best.
How does Vanilla Ice do it? Well without coping out and saying "It's just a movie." I'll instead say that his success is due to the fact that he's soooooo cool. How cool? Cool as Ice BITCH!
By the way, this movie wins the award for worst tagline ever. "When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add ice."
There are about as many problems with this tagline as there are with the film itself!
It's a complete *beep*
"Like every child who has ever been adopted, you are destined to kill!"
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