And it could seriously be used as a new torture method. I try not to start these kinds of threads but OMG this was just so bad I feel as though I may have died a little just watching a few minutes of this.
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The World is full of people who are better off dead.
This movie is extremely painful to watch. It's corny, nuff said.
shareAs torturous as this movie is... It's a billion times easier to sit through than say... Epic Movie, or the upcoming Meet The Spartans, Who's Your Caddy, etc.
shareOh I don' know about that... This movie was pretty painful and excruciatingly slow paced. At least Epic Movie had two or three genuine laughs in it - about once every twenty minutes.
Though I found it hysterical when Ice just walks up to the front door and slams his fist on it once instead of knocking.
I recorded this movie on my dvr because I thought "Vanilla Ice was in a movie!?!?!" and I don't think I got through the first ten minutes. Is this the thing that ended his career?
shareA friend of mine found a used VHS copy of this for 25 cents at a video store that was closing. Oh my god, neither of us have laughed so hard in years. No wonder Vanilla is so messed up these days. That's blackmail material right there.
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I agree.....*beep* the Godfather, where else can you get lines like "lose the zero and get with the hero". That is just the epitome of Oscar winning screenplay material!!!
shareI'm currently watching it on YouTube. It hurts my brain.
sharehow are there 50 movies voted worse than this?
shareOh calm down. This movie is horrible, but hell, at least it's entertaining. And you can't deny that it's completely hilarious for it's ridiculous dialog and horrid acting.
Definitely one of the top 10 B movies of all time.
u've never seen Speed Racer have u??
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This movie makes water boarding seem like a Disney attraction.
shareI agree.....*beep* the Godfather, where else can you get lines like "lose the zero and get with the hero". That is just the epitome of Oscar winning screenplay material!!!
willwong, you're my hero! For the life of me, I couldn't understand what Vanilla was saying with that "schling a schlong" line - all I could make out is "schlong," and this is how the scene played out in my head:
Vanilla Ice: "I'm gonna go across the street and (mumble mumble) schlong"
Kat's Mom: "You're gonna go and rape my daughter's boyfriend? What are you saying?!!!"
"Great, just jump all over me, why don't you?
What about the nine kids I DIDN'T lose this week?"
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Ha! Ha! This movie SVCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Who is your Daddy and what does he do???!!-Kindergarten Cop