A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET
PART 1 THE FIRST AND STILL THE BEST AFTER ALL THESE YEARS! THERES ONLY ONE FREDDY KRUEGER AND THATS ROBERT ENGLUND! YOU CANT PUT A MASK ON ANY MOTHER *beep* AND SAY HEY THATS JASON, HEY THATS MICHEAL, HEY THATS LEATHERFACE! NO! ROBERT ENGLUND IS FRED KRUEGER! A GREAT CAST, A GOOD PSYCHO TWIST WITH TINA! HEATHER LANGENKAMP TO ME IS MUCH MORE A SCREAM QUEEN THAN JAMIE LEE CURTIS BECAUSE NANCY DOESNT JUST RUNAWAY FROM FREDDY, LIKE JAMIE RUNS FROM MYERS! NANCY ACTUALLY HANDS FREDDY KRUEGER OUT AN ARSE KICKING! A CREEPY SCORE, A CREEPY FILM! THE HORROR MOVIE OF THE EIGHTYS!

PART 2 IS FREDDY A FAG? IS JESSE A FAG? NOT TO BAD AT ALL! I DONT KNOW WHY FREDDYS REVENGE IS *beep* ON, I REALLY ENJOYED! MAYBE IM BIASED BECAUSE IT WAS THE FIRST NOES MOVIE I SAW! A GREAT OPENING WITH THE SCHOOL BUS! A GREAT SLAUGHTER AT THE PARTY! GREAT KILLS THROUGH OUT! JESSE BECOMING FREDDY IS SUPER COOL! ONLY THING THAT’S BAD IS FREDDYS DEATH!

PART 3 NOT TO BAD AT ALL! ONLY THING THAT BUGS ME ABOUT PART 3 AND THE REASON WHY I DONT GIVE IT A 10 IS SIMPLY THE EAR SHREDDING SCREAMS OF PATRICA ARQUETTE, WERE NANCY WAS A FORCE OF NATURE EVEN TGHOUGH SHES BORING IN THIS AND DRESSES LIKE AN OLD BAG LADYKRISTEN IS A COMPLETE PUSSY AND DESERVED TO BE KILLED, THEY SHOULD OF WENT JANET LEIGH ON HER ARSE! BUT I WILL SAY PATRICA IS A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN THE CARDBOARD, WOODEN, BAD SINGING LOUSY SO CALLED ACTRESS KNOWN AS TUESDAY KNIGHT!

PART 4 NOT TO BAD AT ALL! THE REASON I ONLY GIVE IT 7 IS A FEW THINGS! I DONT FEEL THE "TEENAGERS" WHO REPLACED JOEY, KINCAID AND KRISTAIN WERE NEARLY AS LIKABLE AS THEY WERE! I FELT LISA WILCOX WAS A VERY WEAK FOE TO FREDDY AND HE SHOULD OF TORE ALICE APART! I SEE THEY BOUGHT HER IN AS THE NEW NANCY, BUT LISA WILCOX IS NOT HEATHER LANGENKAMP! BUT ITS NOT A BAD FILM ITS STILL ENJOYABLE ITS NOT 5, FVJ OUR THE REMAKE! BUT THE BORING DAN AND THE LACKLUSTRE ALICE WERE'NT FOR ME! FREDDY SHOULD OF SHOWED UP AT THE END AND SLAUGHTERED THE *beep* AND WENT OUT ON A WIN!

PART 5 PART 5 IS VERY, VERY, VERY BORING, ITS MORE GOTHIC THAN HORROR! THE HUMOUR SUCKS, THE STORYS SUCKS, THE KILLS ARE ABSOLUTE *beep* THERE IS NOT ONE LIKEABLE CHARACTER! ITS ROBERT ENGLUNDS WORST PERFORMANCE AS FREDDY! ALICE SHOULD NOT OF SURVIVED A SECOND BOUT WITH FREDDY KRUEGER! KILL DAN AND KILL ALICE AND LIKE 1,2, 3 AND 4 AND HAVE A FRESH START! I PUT ANOES5 ON MY ROSES TO LET THEM GROW THATS HOW *beep* NOES5 IS!

PART 6 NOT AS GOOD AS THE FIRST 4 BUT FOR ME ITS A RETURN TO FORM AFTER THE *beep* UP THAT WAS NUMBER 5, ITS NOT A HORROR IN ANYWAY ITS A GOTHIC COMEDY! APART FROM THE MALE CAST (EXCEPT YAPHET KOTTO) ITS A LIKEABLE CAST! LISA ZANE AS A HIDDEN ATTRACTIVE GEM, THE BEST HEROINE OF THE SERIES SINCE NANCY! THE 3D SUCKS, BUT WHEN YOU TAKE AWAY THE 3D THERES SOME GOOD STORYS HERE SOME TWIN PEAKS MYSTER! FREDDYS PLAYED PURELY FOR LAUGHS, IT WAS GOOD TO SEE ROBERT AS ROBERT! ITS NOT THE BEST BUT ITS WATCHABLE

PART 7 MORE THAN ON A PARRALEL TO THE ORIGINAL! ITS NOT AS SCAREY AS ONE, BUT STORY WISE AND PERFORMANCE WISE ITS MORE THAN EQUAL TO ONE! ROBERT ENGLUND IS HUNGRY TO PLAY FREDDY AGAIN MAYBE ITS DOWN TO WES'S DIRECTION! ROBERTS BEST PERFORMANCE AS FREDDY SINCE 2! FREDDY AND ROBERT AS HIMSELF FOR THAT MATTER ARE BACK TO BEING MEN OF MYSTERY! HEATHER LANGENKAMP IS THE NANCY OF ELM STREET 1 NOT 3 WHICH IS GREAT! HEATHER LOOKS GORGEOUS VERY *beep* ITS A GREAT CAST APART FROM MIKO HUGHES WHO WAS ABSOLUTE *beep* BUT THIS IS A GREAT FILM! A FILM WITHIN A FILM! A FILM WITHIN THE MAKING OF A FILM! THE SCREAM TRILOGY AND THE *beep* FOURTH I THINK THEY HAVE CUT AND PASTED THIS FILM MORE THAN ONCE! BRILLIANT FILM!

PART 8 THIS MOVIE DOES NOTHING FOR ANOES OUR FT13TH FANS! THE GOOD THAT A NEW NIGHTMARE DID FOR THE NOES FRANCHISE & THE GOOD JASON X DID FOR THE FT13TH FRANCHISE TO GIVE IT SOME NEW BLOOD, THIS KILLS IT! ROBERT ENGLUND IS FREDDY KRUEGER, KANE HODDER IS JASON VORHEES! ITS SAD KANE WAS'NT ALLOWED TO HAVE A SWAN SONG WITH ROBERT ON HIS FINAL RIDE AS FREDDY! ITS ENTERTAINING BUT ITS AN AWFUL ENTERTAINING! GIVE ME FREDDY, JASON VERSUS TOMMY/ NANCEY. GIVE ME FREDDY & JASON VERSUS ASH & TOMMY, GIVE ME EVEN FREDDY, JASON, MICHEAL MYERS VERSUS ASH, TOMMY & LOOMIS! BUT TO ME THIS IS A STINKER! NOT ANYWHERE NEAR AS BAD AS 5 BUT ITS STILL PRETTY BAD

PART 9 NO ROBERT ENGLUND NO FRED KRUEGER! A WEAK FREDDY, A WEAK CAST, A WEAK SCRIPT, A WEAK PRODUCTION, A WEAK DIRECTION! YOUR RIGHT IT IS A RAPE THE NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET FRANCHISE WAS RAPED IN THE EARS, RAPED IN THE EYE SOCKETS, RAPED IN THE NOSTRELS, RAPED IN THE MOUTH, RAPED IN THE BELLY BUTTON, RAPED IN THE *beep* RAPED IN THE ARSE! IT MAKES THE FRIDAY THE 13TH REMAKE LOOK LIKE CITIZEN KANE & THE ROB ZOMBIE HALLOWEENS LOOK LIKE GODFATHER PART 1&2! AND IT MAKES ANOES5 LOOK LIKE THE EXORCIST!

MY RATINGS FOR A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET FOR WHAT ITS WORTH ARE:
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 10/10
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2 FREDDYS REVENGE 8/10
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3 THE DREAM WARRIORS 9/10
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4 THE DREAM MASTER 7/10
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 5 THE DREAM CHILD 1/10
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 6 FREDDYS DEAD 7/10
WES CRAVENS A NEW NIGHTMARE 10/10
FREDDY VERSUS JASON 1/10
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET REMAKE 1/10
ALTOGETHER 54/90 NOT TO BAD AT ALL!