One of the best lines ever

Jennifer bursts into Michael's hospital meeting, stating a "family emergency" and they go into the hallway.


Michael: What is it - mom, dad?

Jennifer: No, it's Craig.

Michael: He's not part of the family...oh God no, don't tell me you two goofballs went off
and got married?

Jennifer: No, no, it's worse than that - he's going on a cruise!

Michael: [sarcastically] Oh no, not a cruise! Didn't he see The Poseidon Adventure?


Awesome delivery.

Amanda: "Don't worry, Alison will survive. She's like a rash I can't get rid off."

Even though Season 6 isn't the best, I really felt the emotion in the following moment. So I think this is one of the best heartfelt lines, if you can call it that.

Craig is distraught after Sydney's death and throws out their wedding gifts into the courtyard/pool. Jennifer picks up a gift from Sydney and reads the engraved item to Craig:

Craig,
Time doesn't matter,
our love is forever.
Love Your Wife,
Sydney

Michael: Kyle is not the father. I'm not the father either.

Taylor: That just leaves Nick. Oh God, Michael - I'm carrying the demon seed! Oh God!

[dramatically hugs him]

Michael: God help us all...