Nigel Tufnel


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Kaffee: Commander Stone, did you do the autopsy on PFC Santiago?

Stone: Yes.

Kaffee: And what did you find?

Stone: His lungs were... black, from the lactic acidosis. I remember asking myself, "How much more black could lungs be?" And the answer is, none. None... more black.

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Kaffee: Commander Stone, did you do the autopsy on PFC Santiago?

Stone: Yes.

Kaffee: And what did you find?

Stone: His lungs were... black, from the lactic acidosis. I remember asking myself, "How much more black could lungs be?" And the answer is, none. None... more black.



Stone: Authorities said... best leave it... unsolved.

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Kaffee: And how many lungs did he have, doctor?

Stone: When he arrived he had two. However, due to his problems with shortness of breath, after his first regular physical with me, I decided to give him that one more. Most blokes, they'll be breathing with two, they're on two lungs, where can they go from there? Where?

Kaffee: I don't know.

Stone: Nowhere. Exactly. What Santiago could do, if Santiago needed that extra push over the cliff, you know what he could do?

Kaffee: He could go to three?

Stone: He could go to three, exactly.




I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.

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GALLOWAY: Your Honor, we re-new our objection to Commander Stone's testimony, and ask that it be stricken from the record. And we further ask that the Court instruct the jury to lend no weight to this witness's testimony.

STONE: Lick my love pump.

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