That's one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. I especially love this part:

Blake: *beep* YOU, that’s my name!

Fact check: Inaccurate. His name is not *beep* YOU. His name is Blake. (No last name is given, so I suppose there’s at least a tiny chance that his last name is *beep* You, though it seems very unlikely that that’s the case.)
I can just picture Blake picking up the phone and saying: "Hi, is this Mr. So-and-So? My name is Blake Fucx You. I'm with Premiere Properties."

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