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If you could fight one Sandlotter?


I would love a swing at Squints!

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I wouild have loved to beat up Squints too, after hearing those wicked laughs after him seeing how Smalls could not throw.

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yah yah would be pretty easy to beat up i think. And he can get annoying

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I would rather not punch children.... but if i had to i would punch smalls for letting the dog get out from the fence. (It Could Have Eaten Him!!!!)

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I would love to Indian leg wrestle with Smalls Mom.

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i can never remember his name but that one stupid kid who is always repeating other people's words.

ville valo is one of the best things on this planet. HIM is the best

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I've always hated Squints, and im glad im not the only one on this forum that does. He may have looked like a innocent underdog character, but he was really a complete douchebag. I've always wanted to somersault kick that kid over the fence and into Hercules' backyard.

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i agree w. whoever said that theyd want to beat up tommy (repeat kid).

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Beat up Squints and then take his girl, Wendy Peffercorn.

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I would fight Benny the Jet, rip off his clothes while I'm at it, and somehow turn it into intercourse. Ooooh yeah ;)

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Well, you are a bit more descriptive and graphic (that's a compliment :D ), but my brain instantly went there, too; my first thought was the adult version of Benny so we could kiss and make up.

And as Jerry, Kramer and George all can attest, make up sex after an argument is the absolute best.

So, when sheep are electrocuted, does it straighten their hair?

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I would have fought ham who the hell is he to call bambi a wimpy deer!? clearly he did not see the second half of that movie

When you got to shoot,shoot. Don't talk.-Tuco

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I would have fought ham who the hell is he to call bambi a wimpy deer!? clearly he did not see the second half of that movie


I think he was just posturing. I think back to when I was his age: I would probably make fun of someone for bringing up Bambi too (even though I loved that movie - first movie I ever cried during as a child). It would just be posturing to sound "not wimpy". That's matters a lot when you're 10.

I don't hold it against him. I bet he secretly loved Bambi, as all kids do.

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Good thinking. I'd fight squints let Wendy join us


No respect you make me sick!! You give a aspirin a headache!!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz03OiU29Hk

You are all about to change your answers.

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Yeah-yeah.

He was easily the most annoying. I was pretty fond of everyone else.

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TWO PEOPLE

1) squints - love to smack him right in the nose and watch his face chew up his glasses, then I would love to take Wendy peffercorn and wine dine and 69 her...

2) the other geeky tall lanky cock with glasses.... I WOULD SMACK HIM BACK TO THE 60's reminds me of a kid who used to try to be loved in our group growing up

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Benny of course, just so I could prove myself by beating the toughest of them. Of course, I would have most likely lost 

Very good. But brick not hit back!

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