Axel walks along, sees sign on door: "Alien Attack."

It looks like a cheap sign has been attached to the door five minutes ago.

"Alien attack," he says. "What's this?"

Well, it's a theme park, so...

Axel enters, for no reason whatsoever. Meets conveniently attractive black woman.

She says: "What are you doing here?"

He says: "What's this?"

She says: "I'll show you."

Wait--- COMPLETE STRANGER enters the control booth and she says: "I'll show you"???

Then, after she's demonstrated the Battlestar Gallactica rip-off ride, she asks again: "Who are you?"

Axel says something like: "Thanks for the demonstration."

As he leaves, the woman smiles seductively and flutters her eyebrows.

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Damn. No wonder I disowned this back in '94. Thought I'd try watching it again on TV, but.... no.