100 things I've learned from watching Crumb...

100. R. Crumb enjoys wearing sweatervests.
99. According to an ex-girlfriend, R. Crumb has one of the largest penis' in
the world.
98. R. Crumb acquired the cuteness curse while working at American Greeting's.
97. If you're a young jewish girl with a nice peach-shaped butt, avoid old
pervs like Maxon.
96. It takes three days for a soggy wet piece of rope to pass thru one's body.
95. One cannot simply go to the store & buy a bed of nails.
94. While still alive, R. Crumb's father would routinely blow his stack.
93. Jesse wants to show affection to the old man- but the old man is unable to
reciprocate these signs of affection.
92. France is slightly less evil than the U.S.
91. According to a Japanese article, constant smiling is a sign of deep
depression.