Life's not fair is it?
You see I -- well, I... shall never be King. And you... shall never see the light of another day... Adieu...
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Steven Seagal Fan Club President
DIdn't your mother tell you not to play with your food?
shareWhat do you want?
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Steven Seagal Fan Club President
I'm here to announce that king Mufasa is on his way, so you better have a good excuse for missing the ceremony this morning.
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, and My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fan
Oh, now look, Zazu, you made me lose my lunch.
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Steven Seagal Fan Club President
Ha! You'll lose more than that when the king gets through with you. He's as mad as a hippo with a hernia.
shareOooh... I quiver with FEAR.
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Steven Seagal Fan Club President
Now Scar ... don't look at me that way ... HELP!
shareScar... drop him!
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Steven Seagal Fan Club President
Impeccable timing your majesty.
shareWhy! If it isn't my big brother descending from on high to mingle with the commoners.
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Steven Seagal Fan Club President
Sarabi and I didn't see you at the presentation of Simba.
shareThat was today? Oh, I feel simply awful. Must have slipped my mind.
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Steven Seagal Fan Club President
Yes, well as slippery as your mind is, you should have been first in line.
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