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Billy Zane wears a hat to almost every single one of his movies, it's an extremelly long cap, he used it in this film, does anyone know where I can get one of those?

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Ooohh, wait. You could also, maybe, find it in a store......that sells hats.

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No, I actually found some of those at a hat store.

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Wow I found you. Created an account just to say that. 17 years is almost my entire lifespan (I’m 21). Crazy how time works. And how the internet works.

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Muwahaha you have fallen for the Billy Zane hat thread trick and now you will be stuck here just as I am...for all of eternity! Or until OP wakes up, brushes his teeth, gets dressed, starts his car, realizes he's on low fuel and chastises himself for not getting gas on the way home from work, 7-11 was right there and he knew he'd regret it if he left it for morning, drives downtown to the bustling shopping district, makes a mental note that there's a Dippin' Dots vendor on the corner, and locates his nearest...wait for it..........you know it's coming.........................it's almost here......................................mother fuckin HAT STORE, Y'ALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Only then will we all be granted sweet release. Welcome, brother.

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Mate, you need to lay off the sarcasm. It's not clever, and it's certainly not funny, so you're wasting everyones time with it, not least your own.

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........hat store

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IDK man, I'd probably call up some sort of hat store or something.

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I remember a group from the 80's..."Men Without Hats."

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They were called that because they didn't think of visiting a fine establishment that sells, among other things, hats. Had they visited such a place, they would then be called "Men With Hats." Do you see the distinction mate?

Hat Store

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Looks like some type of worn-out beanie. I assume this is the hat/cap you are requesting about. http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/2767/pics/BILLY.JPG
If you mean the cowboy hat, I believe there is a site that sells movie replicas of clothes wont in the movies. unfortunately I don't recall the sites name. as for the music group in the 80's, wasn't it "2 without hats"???

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2 without hats? They should both visit there local hat store.
Although, many local hat stores are closing down because of the big corporate hat stores putting them out of business :(

Hat store

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Hey, did somebody in here mention a hat store?

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Erm.... I mentioned a hat store a little while back.

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Hat store sounds great. the question is... what hat store would carry it?

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this thread is hilarious

















DarkAlessa now the end of day and Iam the Reaper:silent hill

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erots tah...

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Do not consume any sort of beverage whilst reading this thread. ;p Damn. Jolly good show "mate"

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"Guess she don't like the cornbread either..."

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I just wonder if the poor b astard ever got the hat he was looking for.

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I was visiting my local hat store, down in the hat district....wasn't able to find the hat everyone's talking about. Going to try the other hat store thurday, I'll let you know if they have them in stock!

Maudite Uzziel: The man, the myth, the legend

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Wal-Mart

The real trick to life is not to be in the know, but to be in the mystery. -Fred Alan Wolf

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Keep the Hat Store Thread alive!!

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Are you all crazy?
Couldn't he just go to a hat store?


You were scared?
Yeah, I thought you knew that about me...

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i believe i have had the same problem with the gentleman above. Except i found the hat at the hat store...

What my problem is..... does anyone know where i can find shoes? I'm looking for the shoes Billy Zane wears.



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Leggless, I believe the store you're looking for is........wait for it...........you know it's coming..............it's almost here................a shoe store. Or you could even try out a store...........that sells shoes.

Incidently, the shoe store is located right around the corner from the hat store. Just don't go to the hat store first or you'll be in your socks.

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Cletus, I see you took the hat store tradition to that thread as well. Good work, my friend. I just want to make sure if he ever comes back that he knows he needn't go any further than his local hat store to find that which he has sought for so long.

And for the five-year anniversary of this thread, I'm going to track that damn hat down and PM him to get his address so I can send it to him. Unless of course he's already destroyed himself after his search yielded no results, also very possible.

P.S.- Has anyone ever seen this hat he's talking about? I saw Demon Knight a month or so ago and the only hat I saw him wear is the cowboy hat in the beginning.

P.P.S.- I just checked and we're past the five-year anniversary of this thread. Sorry I missed it OP. Hope you're not dead.

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Well, we're just past the one year anniversary of the last comment on this thread talking about being past the five year anniversary of the thread itself.

I will come back to this thread every year until I find out that our OP either found that hat......or died trying.

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Shoe Store...wait...no, Hat Store.

"That's the karma again, I didn't help Kenny so she beat me up with a telephone"

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If you are looking for shoes and hats at the same time, go to a department store. But, I warn you, you will not get the same kind of quality hats as you would in say, a hat store. Nor will the employee's be as knowledgeable.



Keeping the thread alive:D

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You are a gentleman and a scholar deeterville. And when searching for hats, quality is key. One must always defer to the experience and attention to detail that you can only find at.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................a hat store.

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Stopping by the old neighborhood. It's lonely now. Weeds growing out of the cracks in the sidewalk. Crows perched on the powerlines. An old shoe in the road, long abandoned by its rightful foot.

Thread's over 8-years-old now. Mother f'n hat store y'all.

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This is the greatest thread ever.

Horror_Metal

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And much like a great musician or actor who's retired and living in seclusion, it is abandoned, longing for the thrill of the spotlight that once shown down upon it, swilling Jack Daniel's and chain smoking cigarettes. Hmmm, that dangling modifier there makes it sound like the spotlight was swilling Jack Daniel's and chain smoking cigarettes. You know what would fix that?

..................................................it's coming...........................................it's almost here.....................................................................you know it's coming..............................................................it'll fix everything....................................................................................................................a mother F'n HAT STORE!






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He who seeks hats needn't look any farther than a purveyor of such fine garments as.....hats. He who seeks a purveyor of such fine garments as hats needn't look any farther than.....hat store.

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I've been trapped inside this thread for years. Please someone help me. Hat store.

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Only one hat store exists. It's located in Hatville on Hats Road, just north of Shoe Boulevard. You can only get in by invitation though, sorry.



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Perhaps OP eventually came across this hat store in his travels. It has been so long I can only surmise that his corpse lay undetected in the woods somewhere, his flesh long ago devoured by scavengers. Were they wolves, or starving vagrants? We may never know. Were his last thoughts lamenting his decision to take a short cut through those misty woods, as they tore his flesh from his body, so deep in the forest that no man could hear his screams? Yes, probably so.

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Don't let this die! Keep the hope for hats and hat stores alive by not letting this thread die. Free hat! Free hat!

Dang ol' Hank LOVES the hookers, man!

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A visitor! Please take a seat and tell me of what wonders have come to pass in the world since my imprisonment here all those years ago.

I'd offer you something to eat but I've resorted to grinding down the pages of my books into pulp as all the actual food either spoiled or was eaten long ago.

We piss in those bottles over there, and *beep* in those bags over there. Or...or is it the other way around? Well it hardly matters, we're all going to die down here. The little hologram bitch told me. What do you mean you can't see her, she's standing right there as Ann as the nose on plain's face.

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Man, I miss this thread. It's been years since my last post on it.

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Mighty fine hat there, pard'ner. Where'd you find such a specimen?

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HAAAAAAAT STOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hi Reddit!

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Motherfuckin hat store, y'all.

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