Roach: The Motion Picture


Who thinks that there needs to be a movie featuring a backstory about Roach?
I think Thomas Haden Church did such a good job with him that I want to see him play Roachie again...

BTW: What was Roach's real name? Did he have one in the experimental scripts?

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no.

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It would just be cool to see a movie where Roach goes around wielding a shotgun, going around killing different creatures, then getting all these babes... whoa! Sounds like Beavis and Butthead!

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No, it sounds like Ash from the Evil Dead movies.

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Well, I'm saying that it sounds like a concept that Beavis and Butthead would come up with. I must have gotten cut off somewhere in the message. :)
Roach is hot when he's not beating up Cordeila or getting his nipples fried.
I'd say that he should be sent back to Earth to pay off his debts from his last life.

Dinkadoo85
AKA
Ange Faitore

Thomas Haden Church is pure magic.

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LOL thats the funniest idea

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ROACH! ROACH! ROACH! ROACH! ROACH! ROACH! ROACH!


ROACH! ROACH! He's our man if he can't do it than no one can!!!!!!!!


Yeaaah ROACH!


Marry me!!!! ROACH!



PS im not gay

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Come on people, dont insult Ash that way. he would kick Roach's ass. although it might be interesting to see Ash in the film in place of Braykr or Billy Zane. Just an experimental thought cause i love the way they did the movie.

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all i can say is your all dicks...

guys an *beep* and deserved to die in such a horrible way...

Its the best kind man, i got it from a negro!

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Roach was a p ssy. He left the whore outside, hit the whore inside, broke the barrier with a shotgun, betrayed them all and got what he deserves. great flick though.

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