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The Player's Club best quotes

posted 18 years ago by downearthy
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Mine have to be:

Junior:Man it's my party and I gotta pay.
Ronnie: Ya d@mn skippy.

I love when her a$$ say that, that sh!t is funny.

Diamond: How am I suppose to watch you when you leaving the club all the time?
Ebony: Watchin me? Who told you to watch me? Was it my momma?
Diamond: Yeah.
Ebony: Well for you and my momma's information I don't need nobody watchin me, I'm Grown!

We be sayin that sh!t right there all the time. LOL

Diamond: Everyone out the dressing room please********gun shot********I said I want everyone out the *beep* dressing room please!!
Trix:(2 Ronnie) Girl I'll catch you tomorrow. (2 Diamond) How ya doin..

That's a funny one.

Trix: I'm bout to go to The Waffle House, Get a b!tch a samwich (the ghetto spellin).

Crazy line,LOL

And the last......

Stripper Ebony taking shoes from: We just using what we got to get what we want.

Ebony 2 the strippers in the shoe store: If that's all yall got, you don't want pretty much..

and they lookin ashamed and embarrased. That sh!t is classic.

PS. No one else but me think Ebony look like Jada (from Set It Off) wit them braids from behind when she on the floor helpin them girls with their shoes?

[–] DJGilby 18 years ago

Trix: Y'all ain't sh!t. Your mama's ain't sh!t and your babies ain't gonna be sh!t. *beep* you with a... a sick d*ck. (so funny)

Diamond: Make the money girl, don't let it make you. (classic line)

Blue: Comin' to the stage now is a woman who's been in the game since Kunta Kente was big ballin' and shot callin'. They say tricks are for kids and she got four of them mother *beep* Let's give it up for 'Trix'! (could not stop laughing)

Ronnie: Assume the mother *beep* position! (i say the all the time lol)

Trix: I'm bout to go to The Waffle House, Get a b!tch a samwich (ghetto spelling again)(Trix is really funny)

Strippers at store: You got to use what you got to get what you want. (another classic line)

Ebony: (in responce to the quote above) If that's all you go, you must not want much. (that was cold)

[–] ronandboys323 18 years ago

Those are all good ones especially the ebony quote:

I've been watching myself for a long mother freaking time and I don't need nobody watching me.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA,the way she says it is hilarious

[–] guttapimp 18 years ago

ILIKETOFREAKS you got me saying that. ASSUME THE MOTHER*UCKIN POSITON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMMAO!

[–] desifir667 18 years ago

Funny

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[–] jnbjproductions 18 years ago

anything that bernie mac did!!!
1.trouble....trouble
2. get money yeah yeah
3. i gots a conntract betweentx us that say you do what i say do...sit shut fu#$ dont say nutchin.....nutchin..
4. That ridiculous monolouge about white men in africa.....
Im dying every time i see that!!!

[–] hotcalhoun 17 years ago

Lol I love that part too Ebony said it like that because she was Drunk.

Me and my sis be acting it out all the time lol i love it!!

I like mostly all ebony parts:

Diamond-Dont u think u need to put some clothes on?!!
Ebony-for who Lance he act nobody

LMAO i love that part everytime i watch that movie it makes me laugh

Ebony-I'm sorry,...I'm sorry
Diamond-Shutup u aint sorry u always with somebody man lol

I love this movie its crazy halirous!!!

[–] simba122504 13 years ago

Ronnie: *beep* You.
Blue: Aw, fvck yourself. You know how to do it better.

Lil Man: Did anyone ever tell you that you look like the father from "Good Times"?

Tricks: Me So Horny. Luke: You so damn fat. You get your fat ass off me. Thank you.

Tricks: Yall ain't sh!t. Your Mama's ain't sh!t and your babies ain't going to be sh!t. *beep* all y'all with a sick dick.

I have to use that one. lol

Everything Bernie Mac said and many more.

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[–] lerinhar 18 years ago

All of those are too funny! My favorite would be when ebony and ronnie went to the party with the cops. Here's ebony: gurl what the *beep* is this sh** that's the police! Ebony: I aint fina dance in front of them old a*$ white folk! Ronnie: Ebony u trippin, them white folks got green money! Guosh that was too funny! Ebony was so picky!

[–] lilbawla3 18 years ago

Them lines are funny but the best is from Clyde
" Who is you?? Super Save-A-Hoe"
wooooo dat was funny as hell LMAO

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[–] scarrface159 18 years ago

YOU MISSED A QUOTE I THINK IS FUNNY AS HE//
BLUE: SO YALL YOU ENTRO-PO-NI99@Z GET OUT YA WALLETS.
BLUE: EWW IT SMELL LIKE FISH OUT HERE, I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO BREAK OUT MY WALLET OR TO BREAK OUT SOME TAR TAR SAUCE IN THIS B!TCH.
$BILL: AND THEY WASN'T ASHAMED TO WALK AROUND BUCKY NAKED!
$BILL: (2 BLUE)IF I RAISE UP IT GUNNA BE TROUBLE, TROUBLE!
$BILL: IM DOLLA BILL SHOTTA! SHOTTA LEGEND! WHOOO

[–] JuiceTooFly 18 years ago

Junior: Now this gots to be the ho's!

[opens door]

Clyde: 'Ey where the ho's at?

Dollar Bill: I'm Dollar Bill!! Chi-Town!! Pay no country boy nothin'...NOTHIN'!!

Peters to Lil Man: WATCH YOUR TONE!! And keep your hands on yo' head.

Lil Man: Yo' lil cousin's a ho.

Dollar Bill to Blue: Hay for horses, hay for horses!

Lil Man: Did you at least pinch the bitch??

THOSE QUOTES HAD ME ROLLIN!!!

Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby.- Rocko

[–] roronoazorok 18 years ago

How bout that guy in white at the end to $BILL: "Its time to hear that pop!"

[–] bcarrel1310 18 years ago

WATCH YOUR TONE....AND KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THE HOOD

[–] mikeymike325 18 years ago

Brooklyn: *beep*, you know the routine. Stick yo head in the window.

Dollar Bill: You better wear your bulletproof vest all day, all mouther*beep*ing day. You too you fat mother*beep*er. Magilla Gorilla, Magilla Gorilla

St. Louis: Do something to make me feel beter.

Freeman: Take some of that bass out your voice *beep*, you forgot your car keys you dumb@ss

Lil' Man: Man, *beep* yall
(laughing) Man: Look at his nose, look like Rudolph.

[–] blondebubbles79 18 years ago

i like the quote from clyde:

*a guy trys to pinch ebonys ass*

Ebony: Hey!! *pulls away*
Clyde: whoa whoa hold up, this is my party, respect the bitches!! *laughs* one of the hoes is here man!

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[–] allawii 18 years ago

St. Louis was cool.. especially when told lil Man: tell Dollar Bill he need to get at me mayn... ASAP.

or when he says: Tell Dollar Bill i better not get out this car.

most of Dollar Bill's scenes were really good too, as i recall a friend said that this was Bernie Mac's best role to date (thats one guy's opinion though)

[–] only1me 18 years ago

::After being kicked between the legs::
Ronnie: Ain't no balls there b****!
Diamond: Could've fooled me!

::After cop yells at him::
Dollar bill: WHo he talkin to???
Lil Man: He talking to yo a$$!

[–] bestintheworld82 18 years ago

"Do somethin to make me feel better"

We gonna eat that Sosa for breakfast-Tony Montana-Scarface

[–] diamondnicole3 18 years ago

almost every thing that bernie mac said.i love when he said
"im losin money faster than a cancer patient losin wieght!"LMFAO!!

[–] hotcalhoun 18 years ago

Yea all them are 2 halirous LMAO
Here is mines....
Mostly everything that Ebony say she talks kinda of country that's what make it funny to me. LMAO
Ebony-Not everybody got regular customers lmao
When they are about to to run a train on ebony and she is like
Ebony-Diamond its koo I be right back
Diamond-Get out the car gurl they gone rape u lol
Ebony-I'm try na I got mines lol (Dam ebony is 2 drunk to talk)
Ebony-Well for my momma information I don't need nobody watching me I'm grown I been watching myself for a long *Bleep* time now and if I want to make some extra money on the side that's my business not yours (LMAO) funny stuff
Ebony-(Tells gurls in shoe store) Well if that's all u got u sho don't want much.
Diamond- (Tells Ebony) U ain't sorry shutup u always with somebody man.
Diamond-(Tells Ebony) So where were u last night.
Diamond-(Tells Ronnie) Its *Bleep* like u that make it hard for women for me LMAO Lilman-(tells Diamond) and I am telling Dollar bills this aint no D** hoe house lol.
I luv it that movie is 2 funny.

[–] Byond27 17 years ago

Lil'man- This the beat ya meat section.
Lil'man- Damn did u even get ta pinch the bitch?
Everything Bernie Mac said.

[–] sonofaque1986 16 years ago

"You gon mess around and just be like Diamonds ass, four years gon pass you by and you gon be riding around in a Honda Accord, you scary as hell, you bony, *beep* you probably only gon make enough to by a Honda Civic"

[–] spaceytraci17 16 years ago

- Lil Man to a guy walkin into the club: "Your chest hair look like taco meat!"

- Blue: "If you lookin for the ho's...wit cigarette burns, bullet-holes and stab wounds...u came to the right goddamn spot."

- Dollar Bill (in the trunk of the car): 1) "I gotta *beep* so baaad, I'm NERVOUS! 2)Let me out, I got insomnia!

[–] dee-153 16 years ago

Ronnie: Turn off the ha dam music. Didn't I say all eyes on me.

Mr. Armstrong (Diana's Daddy): Don't worry bout all dat. I ask the questions here.

Ebony: I been watchin myself a long mutha feekin time.

St. Louis: Do something to make me feel good

Lil Man: What man! What! what you gonna do to make him feel good.

Keep your hands on your head & watch your tone.

[–] omari2cute 16 years ago

man i love jamie foxx in this movie he's was funny..but my favorite quotes are:

Blue:"thats my ni**a ronnie, shes a cowgirl but she likes hanging with the cowboys, shes a lil twisted"

Ronnie: *beep* you"

Blue: aww, *beep* yaself you know how to do it better"

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Blue: "big bad dollars bill, you got change ni**a"

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Claude: " hey tricks, bring yo old a** on over here...look i'll gladly pay ya Tuesday, for a table dance today"

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Diamond: "Bitch you think i was gon let you get away with that huh? Get yo sh** and get the *beep* out my house."

[–] laurenwilliamstxmo 15 years ago

Dolla Bill: "Look you ain't nothin. All you do is spin records. That's all you do. Who you think you is, DJ Quik? Kid Capri? Oh you must be Jimmy Walker..."

LMMFAO!

[–] Mackie_Shilstone 15 years ago

I love the guy at the end, who's always in the car and you never see his whole body, how he gets out and he's in the wheelchair.

"Pull the car up to the front, I wanna get him myself"
"Yo self?"
"Yeah man"

"Andbody here that don't wanna get murdered, GET THE FOCK OUT!!"

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