so ... i'm guessing that after mark wahlberg blows off homeboys head for being a douche
he moves out to cali or w/e and becomes a hitman named Melvin Smiley
thus becoming the main character in The Big Hit which was made in 1998 and directed by Kirk Wong
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120609/
therefore the departed is the sequel to the big hit
making both movies even cooler than they were before :)
or that after he gets the girl in the big hit he takes his real name and gos to Detroit to find out who killed his mom, in four brothers.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
What we do in life echoes in eternity.
or after that he tries to get a normal job in florida but he got hit on his head by one of those evil nasa employers which make him an astronaut to boost the nasa ratings on tv which in the end puts him onto a space station where they test apes. an incident happens and he lands on the ape planet.
shareSomewhere between all this he has a stint as a rockstar and also s a fisherman.
shareyes, you're all exactly right. But before ALL of this: he was a pornstar named Dirk Diggler.
shareno wait, i was wrong: before ALL of this, he was a drug-addicted catholic school boy who got kicked out of school and was friends with leo dicaprio
shareyeah, remember that reply comment that's right above this one? that was me, i was there... good times, good times
shareyeah, i remember that one time that i posted that, it was somewhat humorous, oh yes, good times indeed.
shareschizophrenia's no laughing matter (punch-line drum hit)
shareba dum bump (drum hit)/(canned laughter from sitcom)/(?)
shareafter reading all of this, i just sit down, look at my face in the mirror and go: "would you like a portion?" ha, inside joke
shareafter all this he started working on his career as a professional football player.
sharebetween dropping out of highschool and becoming a hit man he briefly dated the daughter of CSI's Gil Grissom
shareMay I have a portion?
Thats from An Evening With Kevin Smith 2 Evening Harder.
*beep*
"We're gonna dance our asses off!" -Frank Reynolds
And then all of these experiences led to him becoming a minimalist existential firefighter that hearts Huckabees.
"No, I put the bar under the priDe section, the thing we pride ourselves on." -Charlie
"It's a Z Charlie!" -Dee
"Did you read that god damned thing!?" -Frank
"I gave it a once over!" -Charlie
Also in between doing porn and playing football for the Eagles, he starts to date Reese Witherspoon and goes crazy after her family won't let him in the *beep* house!!!.
share
and he hid out in puget sound for a while and banged reese witherspoon and stalked her too. oops he died in that one lol
spectre can
suck it.
Yeah right,
and Fight Club is a prequel to 12 monkeys right?, cause brad pitt get an injury during a fight in fight club, and goes insane, so Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys is actually Ed Norton. what a s**t load of *beep*
" Look, there's two women fuc*ing a polar bear!" - Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas 1998
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