David 'Dave' Veltri: [drunk, as George the transvestite sings] Ooh, I like her.
I also like the one where he says, they have George in there crying & the whole audience is booing him! LOL
He keeps singing off key.
"It's a good thing!"--Martha Stewart
"Sorry. I used to be stronger". and "Sounds like a country song".
Also for me when the irate father shouts at drunk Dave "You're a moron!"
by matthieus2 » 1 hour ago (Tue Nov 18 2014 01:04:07) Flag ▼ | Reply |
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"Sorry. I used to be stronger". and "Sounds like a country song".
Also for me when the irate father shouts at drunk Dave "You're a moron!"
LOL yea those are funny quotes too!
"It's a good thing!"--Martha Stewart
John Lovitz is such a great comedian his part in the movie had me rolling. When Robbie is singing "kill me now" and he is behind the curtain saying "he has lost his mind".
"Hey Linda! You a b**th!"
shareHe's losing his mind. And I'm reaping all the benefits.
Please get out of my Van Halen T-Shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.
(Roth left April 1st, 1985)
I think he threw up a boot.
Nobody's ever going to solve this!
(Rubik's cube)
I don't know what I said, but I said something.
The mutants at table 9.
The time to make the doughnuts guy *is* sexy.
I guess they were hookers, but I don't remember paying.
Everything is going to be alright.
Drink and drive home.
"Aren't you missing Miami Vice?" "Nope. Summer. Reruns."
Just abt anything Rosie says is gold.
shareAt the start of the movie, where George takes over singing at the wedding. He is singing the song of 'Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?' for the second time, and everyone is booing him. Then someone screams at him really loudly, 'YOU SUCK!!!'
That quote gets me every time! So funny. My partner and I often quote it to each other when we're in silly moods :)
To the tune of Holiday
"Everybody spread the word.....I live in my sisters basement.....!"
twelvefiftyone
You are right on the money.
That line is maybe the best in the movie. The set up and delivery is great.
Have a good one
"See? Billy Idol gets it. I don't know why she doesn't get it."
"Don't you talk to Billy Idol that way!"
"They were cones..." I don't know why, but it cracks me up every time.
shareIf they made this movie today, everyone would demand it be boycotted for daring to not say it's "normal" to act like another gender.
shareI have one that is not a quote.
On the plane Glenn says he doesn't want the aisle seat because his elbows are too big and the carts always hit him......... and then it happens to her. Her face when that happened WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!