Living the Samurai Cop lifestyle

You know how some movies totally change your life? You watch Rocky, suddenly you're inspired to drink raw eggs, run up stairs and start boxing? You watch Troll 2, suddenly you're inspired to run into town for some fresh Nilbog milk? Well, I know I'm not the only one to be inspired to start living the Samurai Cop lifestyle. After just one viewing of this awesome piece of cinema, I was inspired to grow long, womanly, poofy hair (but I keep a poofy wig on hand, and occasionally wear it for lulz) carry a samurai sword, wear tiny black bikini bottoms, and pretend like I can't pronounce "Fujiyama" if I'm trying to diss a Japanese gangster. I also pick up women at church, and I hit on nurses by saying "Bingo!" into their stethoscopes. I'm still trying to find a black comic relief sidekick that has a "black gift" and can perform the proper facial reactions to my wacky situations.

So, how about you? Anyone else out there inspired to live the Samurai Cop lifestyle? What are you doing to be more like Samurai Cop? Did you find a lady cop that will keep it "warm and ready?" Share your stories.