Things I learned from Baseketball
Men can shoot milk out of their nipples.
Trey Parker has all the screen presence of a wet sponge.
Ernest Borgnine is too sexy for his shirt.
A child can survive multiple shocks from defibrullators and suffocation just hours after major surgery.
Marlon Brando ate a lot of pork.
When you get psyched out, you immediately fall flat on your face.
A good team consists of three good players and 3 random guys who never do or say anything.
A movie can be absolutely terrible and completely hilarious at the same time.
Yasmine Bleeth is hot.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone have 3 legs each.
And still no women want to date them.
Take it easy Charlie. I've got an ANGLE.