To the people who loved this (fictional) romance
I guess you're sensitive, romantic souls. Well, let's try recasting this story.
Imagine that Dick Cheney ordered up women who are trapped in poverty to be his personal sex toys. Imagine that these women had virtually no say in their own fate; that their parents (cast them as gun-fondling Bible clingers) could sell their daughters for money in order to advance themselves socially, or (cast the parents as struggling 99%ers) out of necessity to buy food. Imagine that one of these women, who is an Amanda Seyfried or Katy Perry look-alike, had an environmentalist boyfriend who was a Robert Pattinson look-alike, but she wasn't allowed to be with him because she was forced to move to a secret compound on the White House grounds and have sex with Dick Cheney. Imagine that Dick Cheney had this woman and her environmentalist boyfriend killed for having the audacity to seek their freedom.
Then imagine that a Hillary Swank or Rachel McAdams look-alike arrived at the White House to advise on women's issues or immigrant issues or free universal healthcare and saw what was going on. She slowly fell in love with Dick Cheney and wound up defending him against Newt Gingrich, who has 24 sex toys and is trying to oust Cheney because he (Gingrich) wants to be vice president himself. In the final scene, Dick Cheney still has 23 sex toys and he feels a little regretful for murdering Amanda Seyfriend and Robert Pattinson, but he's really happy because he and Rachel McAdams are dancing and gazing into each other's eyes.
That is why this movie is a pile of garbage.
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