Fruit snacks and $ for Amy, Matt, Matt, and Ian

I miss UCB so much all the time. Sometimes, when I'm alone in my room because I have no friends, I remember something from a favorite episode and it makes me laugh, but then I cry because I know I can't see it anymore. Other times I'm watching Saturday Night Live, or the Daily Show, or commercials, an I'll see Colby, or Trotter, or Antoine, but usually not Adair, and I'll sit there and watch them with a single tear glistening in my eye, and then I shake my head sadly. I've decided that there's only one way to end my depresson, and that way is sweet beanbag chair lovin'. I'm offering seven dollars and a box of Fruit Roll-ups each to Amy Poehler, Matt Besser, Matt Walsh, and Ian Roberts if they will come to my house and make out with me on my beanbag chairs. If all four of them come I'll raise the price to seven dollars and TWO boxes of Fruit Roll-ups each.
I'm totally serious about this, but not to worry, I'm pretty much totally sane and I'm eighteen years old, that's right baby, legal. So if Ms. Poehler or Mr.s Besser, Walsh, or Roberts are interested in earning some money and fruit snacks, and maybe having a good time in the process, they can reach me at ph85@kidsloveguns.com for more information.