Your Favorite QAF Quotes

Actually, I don't recognize the first one, nor can I guess who said it. But the second one I clearly remember Brian saying it to the Hotlanta guy.

One of my favorite quotes is an exchange of lines between two characters:
"I forgot what it was like at your house."
"Yeah, that's why I was always over at yours."

Oh, there are so many - I had many laughing out loud moments during watching the show, as well as really moving or heart wrenching ones...

But still, some of my favourites have to be:

Debbie, looking at Brian's and Justin wedding invitation:
"There's only one explanation - he must have knocked up Sunshine!"

Brian to Justin helping him remember the prom night:
"You walked down with me, back to the Jeep, and we were goofing, we were dancing. I kissed you, said 'later', and then you turned around and smiled. Then I knew why Debbie calls you Sunshine..."

Lindsay and Brian about Gus:
"Isn't he a little young for James Dean?"
"Well you don't want him watching The Teletubbies. Might make him gay."

And, obviously, this one:

Emmet and Michael looking at Brian and Justin back together after he's done with Ethan and making out at Babylon:
"What happened to the fiddler?"
"He fell of the roof..."

Yay! I was just coming here to see if there was a quotes thread! It seems there's no rhyme or reason as to which threads they delete here.

I started watching season 3 again today (my favorite season), and Carl had one of the funniest lines ever! When trying to describe Emmett and Ted to Debbie: "That swish stick, and the one that looks like an accountant". Spot on, Lt. Horvath!

" I'm a cock sucker, I'm queer.& to anyone who takes pity or offense, I say judge yourself."

1. Melanie (When She and ted meet Emmett's date when he tries to be straight) : While you're at it, why don't you as the wizard for a brain?"

2. Emmett (In george's limo) : Ugh enough with the reality programming. Can't anyone write a decent drama anymore?


3. Brian: What are you doing?
Justin: Giving my friend Daphne a tour of your house.
Brian: This isn't the White House. George Washington hasn't slept here.
Justin: He's the only guy who hasn't.

4. Brian: Don't get yourself all worked up.
Michael: I'm half Italian and half drag queen. I'm allowed to get worked up.


5. Debbie: Hi, honey. What are you doing here?
Michael: Uncle Vic asked me to bring some rope to tie you down.
Debbie: Kinky.


6. Justin (to Brian) : well I know how much she (Debbie) wants to be a gay man but is it wise to encourage her?

Farts are like children. I'm proud of mine and disgusted by yours.

"They came for the queer, but stayed for the folk."
Peter Paige

I was just re-watching Season 4, Ep 4 today, and here's some great banter between Brian and Ted (Brian is trying to get Ted to come and work for him at his new ad agency):

Brian: Listen to me. Are you listening? You may be a pathetic drug addict who's lost everything... your dignity, your livelihood, your lover, your good name, the respect and trust of everyone you know...

Ted: No one gives a pep talk like you, Bri.

Hunter always has such great, snarky lines. One of my favorites:

Michael: That's why it's important that we all live in the 'now' like Ben says.

Hunter: That's awesome advice, dude. Ben's Buddhist bullsh*t has really inspired me. Welp, better get a move-on, before I run out of 'now'.