i have soo many...great show..cant believe it was cancelled cuz i was really hoping they could bring it back at least for season 2...anyways best quotes of season one:
"haha nothing bad ever happens to the kennedy's!...OW!" JFK
"Try and catch me bitch!" skunk
"Wesley." mr. B
Because of you post I remembered a Quote that took me a s*** load of time to find
From the Episode Litter Kills: Litterally:
Joan: When we cast our love into the sea of emotion, sometimes what we catch is in Fate's hands.
Abe: I never wanted to be a fisherman in such a sea as this...
Gandhi: If Mahatma Gandhi stands for anything, it's revenge!
[goes running out]
Gandhi: Aaaahhhhh!!
Pretty much how Gandhi's eyes swell up in tears at least once per episode
Gandhi: Joan, I haven't gotten a single high five since I've been in here! Can you give me a few under the table? Everyone else is getting one.
[other prisoners getting handjobs under table]
Cop: Well, well, if it isn't my old friend, underage drinking. How are you, underage drinking? Besides ILLEGAL!
Abe: My 8 inch Abe wants to talk to you! He's in my pants! Come on everybody! Let's go out behind this building and I'll show him to you!
Abe figure: Try the churros
Gandhi: Go to Hell, senor Peany!
Peanut: Last one there's a rotten juevo! Mwahahaha!
George Washington Carver: Say what?
Genghis Khan's beautiful singing voice
"well well well. if it isn't my old friend, underage drinking."
"All truth is parallel; all truth is untrue."
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"I will now ride this windsurf board, attached by this bungee cord, to this monster truck, which will be driven by my friend Ghandi, on this half-pipe. Just like the real Abe Lincoln would have done, had he the tools to do so."
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