Everyone you love is dying all around you! AAAHHH!!!
When George undiplomatically breaks the news to the little girl, about her teacher (and her dog!) dying... I laugh so hard at that scene. In any other movie, that would be one of the funniest scenes. But in Scary Movie 3, the entire movie is so freaking funny, people barely even notice that particular scene. I love this movie.
Increase the voltage.
But what if he's innocent?
No one is innocent. Proceed.