37.) Gargantuan gilded submarines may easily traverse the canals of Venice, grind under bridges, and be pummeled with falling debris all without a hint of damage.
38.) Africans automatically run TOWARDS buildings when they explode and catch fire, as opposed to running AWAY or forming a bucket brigade.
39.) No matter how much they are used, or on whom, cane swords shall never have blood on them.
40.) Fighting on the lower levels of a library results in books from the upper shelves dropping their pages, but never their covers.
41.) FREEMASONS ARE EVIL!
42.) Vampires have the special ability of dissolving into a flock of live bats
43.) Despite said vampire's gender, TWO of those bats will be mating.
44.) Nemo's sword is magical; when he cuts or stabs others, HE becomes cut as well.
45.) Villians ALWAYS monolouge.
46.) DESPITE the monolouges revealing the "Master Plan", small details will ALWAYS be forgotten. Example being the possible existence of MORE than one invisible man.
47.) No matter how deep the vendetta, rouge pirates shall always put aside their differences to work with the British empire.
48.) Any liquid is much more effective splashed onto one's face as opposed to drinking them.
49.) One may casually walk away from detonating hydrogen-filled zepplins with all henchmen and hostages intact afterward.
50.) Tom Sawyer eventually ditches Becky Thatcher, comes out of the closet with Huck Finn, elopes with Finn in the Secret Service, and then watches as best friend is killed by a Phantom of the Opera wannabe.
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agentdc7
15 years ago
51. The best retreat method for a highly organized and heavily armed army is to run out into the open where everyone can see you... and shoot at you.
52. The world's first car is made of inpenetrable and completely stainless paint and metal able to penetrable load bearing columns without a scratch.
53. If you drive and crash upside down in a convertable without a seatbelt, you should be fine.
54. Tinmen have a tendency to walk much faster off camera.
55. Bulletproof vests will work in the beginning, but will eventually stop working.
56. When you draw your sword, you will be within 3 feet of your target, no matter where you previously stood.
57. Leather gloves are ideal in cleaning blood off your face.
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urbanoperative
15 years ago
i love these type threads and agree with all except on #20, 21, 44.
#20 coincidently, I just re-watched this movie last night. i was thinking about this myself. i am fairly certain that it took longer than one day to fix the nautilus.
1. consider that it took 3 days to get to venice, so almost a month to reach M's hideout. the nautliloid (?) is slower. however, before the fully-repaired nautilus leaves, they knew the final location of the hideout.(maybe, i'll have to look at this scene again)
2. M required some time to analyse and dissect the technology (powers) that he had just acquired. some thing couldn't be easily re-created. M arrives, gives the stuff to his scientists. 2 weeks later(ish), the league shows up.
3. the director/film editor just sucked at showing the time lapse. he clearly shows the team helping the injured and checking dials (fixing the boat), but no real shots of the boat being fixed. that set was probably washed away in the flood.
#21 how did the other guys go to the restroom? M and gray were inside also. especially, since i just proved that the trip took more than one day
#44 Nemo sword is not magical. those are not cuts on his face. the blood sprayed on his face. i watch csi sometimes. lol
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agentdc7
15 years ago
58. Bulletproof vests do not work against rhino horns.
59. When you pin someone against a column with knives, charge and attack rather than throw knives for a kill.
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Mr_Frost
15 years ago
re: 38b.) Africans apparently don't OWN buckets! :P
-Mr_Frost
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