Things I learnt from MIAMI
1. Every suspect has a direct connection to the victim. As with every CSI show.
2. Blonde investigators have high pitched porn voices. ..
You forgot that David Caruso is his own best friend and a legend in his own mind!
shareAnd THAT...My friend...Is VERY true...[put on sunglasses]...THE EVIDENCE...Speaks for itself.[Look away and strike a "meaningful" hands on hips pose]
shareYep you are so right the "Good ole hands on the hip" stance. He's such a Dildo!
shareEveryone dressed up in the hot humid weather
Horatio Cane always hits his targets, but after he got shot at a hundred times, he doesn't get hit even once
If you're a CSI, you are likely to survive anything
The whole show is an absolute joke, there are a few good episodes, but a lot of them are crap