My life in Vice City!


My life is getting better and better. I sent my parents to Musty Pines, bought my wife new Maibatsu Thunder just to get the divorce. Later tonight I'll take my secretary to the cinema to see this new Knife After Dark movie. Later we go to my recently purchased condo in Shady Acres. We'll take a box of Rusty Brown's ring donuts because she likes to munch them vigorously. Maybe she'll later lick my "stamp collection" too.

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I think I'll take Mercedes to see "Bite" again, then we'll head on over to the Arena to watch Blood Ring. After that we'll go to the Malibu to dance with the crowd (or maybe to the Pole Position). Then I'll take her to Washington Beach and I'll shoot the moon with my sniper rifle to make it bigger, just for her.

Ah, nightlife in Vice City!

The Falcon flies

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