haters, listen up
All of these new Christian movies are like LIVE ACTION Jack Chick tracts. How can you not love them? They're so bad, and so preachy, and so awesome. I make my friends watch this movie and 'The Encounter' (Jesus makes you your favorite food ever at a diner and is really smarmy and terrible) all the time because they are so bad, they are *beep* amazing.
Get past the horror at being "preached to"--it's not going to change your mind anyhow, amirite?--and see these films for what they are, which is to say, *beep* BRILLIANT AND AWFUL FILMMAKING, which means you need six-packs of your favorite brew and illicit substances on hand to properly enjoy, just like Manos, the Hands of Fate or some *beep* Any movie directed by or starring David A.R. White gets ten *beep* stars, baby, ten *beep* stars. Greatness.
I can't believe there isn't one other badfilm lover here who agrees with me.
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"It's better not to know so much about what things mean." David Lynch