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What's The Funniest Moment That Paris and Nicole Have Done or Said?


Doesn't have to be the funniest but still what u thought was funny. . .

i'll name more later. . .

The episode with the two lesbians:

the guy who sung at their wedding hired by paris. . .i was seriously on the floor at this part cuz he was so weird and funny. . .the song went like. . .all my friends, and all my lovers are. . . .DEAD. . .LMAO that was the best part of that episode. . .




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In season 2 during the mermaid show when Nicole was dressed as a frog in the water. I laughed sooo hard!

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it has to be when paris and nicole are working at sonic and nicole is sporting that goofy smile when making the milkshake. then she screws it up and has to start over. that whole time at sonic was making me laugh so hard :)

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"oh you poked a hole in the bottom of the cup. Now you'll have to make a new one."

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When Nicole says to that boy in season two:
"We'll help you get a girlfriend..."
"... or laid."

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Season 1 when Paris was pretending to be Curly. She sounded more like Cher. Also when they picked up the roadkill and Nicole said "Curly, we got you some dinner!" lol.

Season 2 had alot. Like when they worked at the Round Rock Express:

*dugout phone rings*

Nicole: Cookie? Hi you silly bitch! Wanna make out later?

And on the dvd extras when she comes up with ideas for the Weeki Wachee Springs mermaid show:

"We could do like a 'don't drink and drive' thing where you drop a car in the water with all these dead mermaids in it. OMG, this was all over the news when it happened in L.A. Like you can have white mermaids and like black mermaids and have riots. Then you like beat the sh!t out of each other and then I'll like pop up because I'm both. And I'll say 'Stop! It's ok to be mixed.'" The looks those women gave her were hilarious.

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When Paris and Nicole was staying over with a black, conservative family in Season 2

Nicole saying "I'm a Black person too".

As Paris and Nicole drives aways, Nicole says to the black family "You guys f[u]cking rock!!!"

Paris using an iron to heat up breakfast items like sausages, bacons, and tortillas.

When Nicole and Paris were at Burger King restaurant, Nicole says they have no money to pay for their meals.


From Season 1, Paris and Nicole walking over to these two guys saying how they came over there to tell them their hot.



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SANASSA..SAMASSA...............
SANASSA..SANASSA!!

The Sonic Shenanigans! They both were punished for making a mess cooking so they had to put Sonic costumes on and go outside and wave customers in! Then they messed with the letters on the sign...1/2 priced Anal Burgers. Then they go accross the street in their Sonic costumes and shop...Nicole trips in the store and the head of the costume is flipped backwards..

I loved Nicole!!! I could be having a crappy sad day and Nicole would make me smile.

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