Favourite Terrrry quotes
A hand job is still a job okay....
My other account is a homosexual
"I got this at Lord of the Wedding Rings."
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shareMine might be from the movie "I'm recording an album, it's called Terry South Bitch *beep* You Dad and it drops in 2009" "I'm on f'n crack yo"
I don't give a damn about sports.
Mayo is sick.
I like in this season when Dangle and Wiegle were talking to him about masturbating in the kids book nook at the library. Weigel said "say yes or no, Terry." Terry says "Yes or no" in this weird voice. So Weigel says again "Terry, say yes or no!" and Terry says "I just did" in the weird voice. It looked like the actor was about to crack up. I love when Terry is in the episode. He is so funny.
"You melted my unicorn, you b*tch!"
So many good ones from Terry.
(When Dangle & Junior try to persuade Terry to give them free tacos by using subliminal language)
Terry: "I love freedom, and tacos."
Dangle: "Keep the 'free', lose the 'dom', and keep 'tacos.'"
Terry: "Freecos?"
Another one:
Terry: "I'm just sitting here, eating my cake, playing my flute."
Then he mimed playing the flute...I almost passed out.
lol terry ALWAYS looks like he's about to crack up, that dude has a hard time keeping a 'straight' face (yea i just did that) but he's hilarious so it works
but then again, i'm not so sure, lol - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PSVP9LuRhU
"We get in the bedroom, we get nude and then I can't get hard and I vomit" :D
Even Lennon couldn't help but laugh.
"I AM recording my album, see I have a violin"
"That's a ukulele Terry"
"Your mom's a ukulele.....Terry"
:D
I love Terry
TheGunde: Its "We get in the bedroom, we get nude and then I can't get hard and I just masturbate in the corner" And then his 'girlfriend' gets pissed off.
And my favorite also is "I got it at Lord of the Wedding Ring".
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"I need something to drink or I'll throw-up out of my mouth."
(From the movie)
"Super Terry airliiines! Come on board, it's so f'kin sweeet!"
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Jones: Terry, what are you doing with a cop car?!
Terry: I got it at, "Cop Car Mart".
By Grabthar's hammer...what a savings.