Things I learned from Crash

- Even though that tough-looking tatted-up Mexican guy looks like a gangster, he's actually a really nice guy who takes care of his daughter.
- Sexual harassment can be excused if your character saves a woman from a car accident.
- If you're black, just cave into the stereotype and start robbing people. Might as well.
- It's normal and excusable behavior to scream a racial tirade about the Mexican guy working 10 feet away from you. If your wife does this, you should be totally fine with it.
- Don't bother trying to be a decent, non-racist person because you'll just accidentally do something racist at some point. So start being racist now!
- If someone is racist, just forgive them because they might have a family, or sometimes they do good things. Who woulda thunk that the average person might have a family?
- Having a dementia-stricken mother means it's okay to be an awful person.
- We should feel bad for a shop owner who's done nothing but berate innocent people and treat his family poorly the entire film.
- You should forgive a racist cop if his boss and new coworker are both people of color. That clearly means it's impossible for him to actually be racist!
- You'd rather horrifically die by explosion than have a pervy policeman save your life and deal with that later.
- A Buddhist will unironically say the phrase "for Christ's sake".
- Don't look at someone in the street, they'll attack you. But don't ignore them, they'll think you're threatened and attack you.
- If you shoot someone in self-defense, instead of explaining yourself, stage it as a murder and set your car on fire, which is far more illegal.