Only two reasons: Kristanna Loken and Michelle Rodriguez look hot in stylish vampire killing gear, and Loken has a pretty energetic, spontaneous jailhouse shag scene. Besides that, stay at home and rely on the beauty of internet porn. Which is sad, because when you got Ben Kinglsey and Billy Zane in your movie and Meatloaf as a crazy pimpish vampire, and those elements can't do squat to make your movie worth watching, then you know for damn sure done screwed up somewhere.
"Is Anybody there? Does anybody care? Does anybody see what I see?"
--John Adams (1776, musical)
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