His sword fighting in this movie is one of the funniest things to ever be in a movie. he just stands in one place and moves the blade left to right, it seems like they didn't even spend five minutes with him instructing him how to realisticly fight with the sword. I wonder if they even had a swordfighting expert or choreographer on the set.
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I know! I laughed when I saw this flick, the way he stands, his Mr. BLONDE stance, its in this movie and in every goddamn movie he's ever done after Reservoir Dogs!
I was half expecting him to light up a cigarette right after killing some vampires haha.
He's one smug sonofabitch, in all his movies!
"You haven't by any chance kept up on your swordplay have you?
No. I pawned that years ago!"
Don' tell me to relax. Don't tell me to *beep* RELAX! Just keep your *beep* FACE OUTTA MY PANTS!