Mine are
You accusing me of fúcking a chicken, motherfúcker?
Don't you like clowns? Aren't we fúckin' funny?
"Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant *beep* Mark Twain *beep* 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."
"I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle."
Sheriff John Wydell: You know I got to thank you all... for helping me understand what my heritage is. You see the Wydells, they always been vigilante justice. Now my grand-daddy, he rode with the likes of Tom Horn killin' scum like you for a livin'. We've always been devil slayers🐭 share
WAKE UP! See, I tried to walk the line but now I realize there is no line. Now we here, we are playin' on a level that most will never see. I know my brother George he didn't see it.
Captain J.T. Spaulding: Maybe he had a divine moment when his brains hit the floor.
Sheriff John Wydell: Yeah well, maybe you will too.
The setup....
"You think I'm a whore?"
And then the kill shot....
"I didn't think it, I know it."
Burn!
i am the devil and i'm here to do the devil's work
shareI hope "it" doesn't rust the barrel.
share"What do you want me to say? It was a slow *beep* night, boss. All them farmers want is a quickie handjob and BOOM! (Moans and groans) 10 dolla! Get back on the tractor and save the real *beep* for the sheep."
"He said put your *beep* hands up!"
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