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What I Learned from This Movie

posted 13 years ago by GreenInkBrigade
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1. After tossing a grenade at the enemy, you should stand there and watch the results, making yourself a target for the enemy.

2. Due to budget cuts, the military can only afford uniform patches for the general and perhaps one or two for other officers.

3. The US Army has Hummers in every color except green or tan.

4. The US Army rents it helicopters from Helicopters St. Louis.

5. When attacking an electricity monster immune to bullets, you should take your gun with you.

6. The US military's default response to any crisis is to go nuclear.

7. When you're running low on gas, you should phone your ex-husband and ask him what to do as you drive by the gas station.

8. There is only one gas station in St. Louis.

9. in a crisis that could destroy the earth, the president will only need two advisors to help him. And one of them will be a speechwriter.

[–] SaliceMcD 9 years ago

10. US Army helicopters are stocked with American Red Cross blankets. (The use of such a blanket is the only treatment necessary for someone nearly electrocuted/sucked into a black hole who's flung himself to the pavement from a speeding vehicle.)

11. Upon seeing that the need for a nuclear attack on a major American city has been narrowly averted, the President will solemnly declare to those two people present - as noted above, one a speechwriter - "Awright!!"

12. When all of your flesh and half your skeleton has disintegrated, you are still capable of screaming loudly.

13. An enormous mass of electricity is considered by scientists and the military to be a "creature." Which can be tricked.

14. When in a helicopter attempting to locate a specific person on the ground, there is no point in bothering to use binoculars.

15. Black holes are not black.

[–] Dark_Star09 9 years ago

the idea of nuking the black hole was plain stupid.