A few questions
Some of this is about the 'entrance' bit, where Po tries to see what's going on, before the Dragon Warrior has been chosen.
Why is the sky GREEN? When is sky ever green, unless it's polluted / contaminated?
Why did Po's dad takes so long to get there? If he's going to go there anyway, why doesn't HE take the noodle cart? Why DIDN'T he take the noodle cart from the 'bottom of the stairs' (nearly) to the top, since Po left it there? Why doesn't he lecture Po, or at least ASK Po about the noodle cart?
How does the dad get inside, when Po with all his Panda might, couldn't (without fireworks)? The dad just opens the giant doors? WHAT?
So, Po can jump into a split VERY high in the pantry/kitchen to get the almond cookies, but he can't scale the wall to get in? I mean, the wall doesn't look that high by comparison - is this movie saying almond cookies motivate Po more than kung-fu and the furious five, and seeing who the dragon warrior is in the biggest event of the year, maybe for the decade or century?
REALLY?? SERIOUSLY?! Almond cookies trump furious five, kung-fu, the celebrational event and seeing who the mightiest warrior in the land will be. Are you effin' kiddin' me?
If this is so, then why is this movie called 'Kung-Fu Panda' and not 'Almond-Cookie Panda'?
Why are the doors even closed, if entrance is free and everyone is expected to come? Are they THAT strict on tardiness?
Can anyone explain any of this?
Why did Po lie to his dad, and why did it so long for him to tell the truth? Has he been lying to him for decades, or what? Hasn't it been obvious since he was a kid that he doesn't love noodles, but he loves Kung-Fu? Kids are pretty bad liars, it'd be impossible for the dad to not see it early on.
Does the dad know, or NOT know about the shurikens, action figures, etc.? None of this makes any sense. How oblivious can you BE as a parent about what your kid likes?!
Also, did Po lie to his dad about PREFERRING NOODLES TO KUNG-FU from when he was 4 years old or something? I mean, why would the dad even let him have those action figures, shurikens and such SO OPENLY that he can leave one on someone's noodle serving, but yet NOT REALIZE he likes kung-fu?