(7) The 'FBI' runs the show, even on covert Military Ops, outside of the United States. All the black Ops within the military or the CIA (formerly OSS) don't exist.
(8) You scream loudly enough and wave a machete around, a much superior number of angry villagers with their own weapons will run away.
(9) If you're a Skyraider Pilot, be sure to wear helicopter pilot helmets with NO Visor assemblies. After all, why protect your eyes? You're a pilot after all.
(10) Correction:!! The PATHET LAO can't find *beep* in the jungle. ;)
(11) Even though it's the early sixties, the only people we have to debrief pilots on classified missions are .... the Men in Black!
Dr. Kila Marr was right. Kill the Crystalline Entity.
19. You should smile like an idiot even though you are captured by the enemy.
20. Even though the only English word your captors ever said is "Americani." You should still scream at him in English and complain when no one understands you.
21. The best special effects they can afford in this movie is a model air plane dropping bombs.
22. When soldiers are captures, instead of stating their rank and serial number, they should chitchat with your captors and tell their captors how they never wanted to go to war.
23. By the way, if all you want to do is fly and you never wanted to go to war, you should join the military because everyone knows all you do in the military is fly planes and you never have to go to war.