Moss: This, Jen, is the Internet.
Moss: Thank you, my love.
Roy Trenneman: A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever.
Peter: It's filepeter@hotmail.com
Roy: Filepeter? Why filepeter?
Peter: Well, File is my second name.
Roy: Oh right, I see. Peter File.
Moss: Who's a paedophile?
Jen: Don't say it like that, it sounds like paedophile.
Moss: Isn't that what he just said?
Jen: No, Peter File.
Moss: Paedophile.
Jen: Peter File.
Richmond: Who's a paedophile?
Jen: No one...
Moss: [nods] Right... It just sounds like paedophile.
Jen: No, no it doesn't.
Moss: It does a bit. Peter File.
Roy: Peter File... yeah, it does.
Richmond Avenal: Peter File...
[All the guests start saying "Peter File" repeatedly].
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