My favorite has got to be:
"I even see the damn dog. I look at a german shepard and I see a freaking poodle."
Has to be the funniest.
Donald Sutherland saying "Shut up." to that smarmy lawyer. Loved it. Laughed out loud.
"You could have asked, Denys."
"I did. She said yes."
to the shrink "you'd get your *beep*!n @$$ kicked at a seger concert"
awesome
"I was thinking of another person - you were always taking crap from everybody"
sharethat's how *beep* up i am... i look at a german shepherd and i see a god damned poodle!
i agree, it was in a sad context but it is always funny to me the times i've seen this movie.
"He has to go to Little League practice." (Charlie referring to the young lawyer)
Cracked me up.
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"I don't want to cram pimpage."
When Cheadle and Sandler are leaving Liv Tyler's office after the first time seeing her and they run into Saffron Burrows. Cheadle pulls Tyler aside and says "You need to break out the big guns for this one. She's crazy with a side of crazy." LOL
"If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions."
the line about the dog is a sort of bitter sweet laughter not funny funny. I prefer the one adult line.
shareWhen Charlie first meet the young and beauty psych Angela Oakhurst
Alan Johnson - Charlie?
Charlie Fineman - Are you kidding me? She's a baby.
Alan Johnson - Listen, you're right. She's young. But she's good. A lot of experience with loss and grief counselling.
Charlie Fineman - She's got nice tits. That's not good.
Alan Johnson - Since when?
Charlie Fineman - Good point.
agreed, best line in the movie
shareWhen Johnson tells Charlie he's always in bed at that time of night, and Charlie's response: "Man, that SUCKS! That is GRIM!"
Or, when Charlie consents to therapy, "But not that Nigel. That Nigel's a DORK!"
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