That was a chick's ass...right?


During the party scene with the playboy bunny who turns around and reveals to us its David Spade. That was a chick's ass right? Quite frankly, it looked like a chick's ass. Plus the hair is different than Davids and I doubt he has an ass like that.

Just something I was wondering, it wasn't credited...so I guess I will never know.

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Wow ... I'm about as straight as you can get, but you show me a man's ass that looks like Jessica Biel's and I'll turn gay instantaneously.

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Christ on a CRUTCH!


Do not believe these propaganda spreading people.


Jessica Biel NEVER had a man ass. Does not, and if some guy knows enough to make the comparison, like "Hey, is that Jessica Biel? Wow, her ass looks like that guys ass". Then you know they aren't really looking at the ass the same way.


http://9.media.tumblr.com/aQaoGE3PRkfech8zmM870Urfo1_400.jpg


There it is, HER WHOLE BODY is a 5th of the size of say, Jack Tatum or any other football player.

If your staring at Joey Harrison's ass though and you think you just figured out the secret to life or some crap. You must realize, Joey Harrington is really a woman. Look at the way "he" plays.

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Jessica Biel has a round, muscular ass like a man's, too. It's not shaped like a woman's at all.


Wouldn't that seem stereotypical? Wouldn't that be akin to saying that a man who has a fat, flabby ass, has a woman's ass? Biel has a muscular ass, but that's from working out and keeping it in shape. A lot of women already have an ass like hers or could get one by working out. Some men have flabby asses and some women have muscular asses and vice versa. I don't think that it is a gender-specific trait.

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Jessica Biel has a round, muscular ass like a man's, too. It's not shaped like a woman's at all.


Ummmm, I disagree with you about that. Maybe you are gay. No part of Jessica Biel's gorgeous body resembles anything manly.

Men at Work did for Garbagemen what Backdraft did for Firemen.

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Ummmm, I disagree with you about that. Maybe you are gay. No part of Jessica Biel's gorgeous body resembles anything manly.


And you may be a bisexual if this post is correct:

by jag187 (Wed Aug 30 2006 19:35:39)
I like to go after the guy that will stick it in my tush. That's a big turn on.


Biel does have a muscular, round ass like a male football player, so it is kind of masculine.

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Yeah, way to go jackass. That's pretty creepy that you are checking through all of my previous posts. How long did that take you, like 3 hours? I'm sure you read the other ones where it is clear I was *beep* around, you stupid dickhole.

Men at Work did for Garbagemen what Backdraft did for Firemen.

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LOL

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Sure fooled me, I was like "AWWW GD! LOL!" then laughed my ass off, dude, my brother was so right on recommending this movie lol

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away" -Philip K. Dick

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Yep u can clearly see it was a girls ass, what girl who knows, the hair length changes.

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You can see its Jessica Biel in the behind the scenes extras on the DVD. She is wearing the bunny outfit talking to the director but at no point in the movie does her character wear that outfit. She had it on for that scene only.

And Spade is short. That is clearly not a shot of him from behind.


I'm I the only one that thought this was a pretty obvious joke you could see coming from a mile away?? As soon as Sandler's character spotted the bunny, I immediately thought it was going to turn out to be a guy.

I doubt there was anyone watching this that didn't know that it was going to be a guy.

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dude I don't believe that, man.

They CUT the scene between the ass wriggling and the man's hairy face. That alone should heavily support that they were trying to hide something: The person with the hot butt was not the same actor/actress as the gay man in the following scene. They cheated.

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Okay, so it's pretty much agreed that it wasn't David Spade but you've got to hand it to him, he had really nice legs in the shot of him. Kind of lady-like.

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I know it's not David Spade, I asked if it was a girl ass or not. I still think it's a girl ass, even if it wasn't Biels.

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It was Jessica Biel's ass. If you watch the Bonus Features on the DVD you will see her in the pink bunny costume.

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Tom, watch the bonus content. It's Biel's ass, dude. This is the 2nd time I have said it and I am the 2nd person to do so.

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I'm sorry is there an echo in here? Tomtrueman, you say the same *beep* in every *beep* post in every *beep* thread. It's really getting tiring.

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Dude, like I said, they CUT the scenes.

It's like when someone shoots a basketball in a movie and they have to switch scenes because they didn't make the 3-pointer shot in real-life, so they have to edit the movie to make it look like they did.

Same with the butt. The actress's butt is not the same as the man's butt. So first they show the girl's butt, then CUT to a scene with the man in the same dress. Don't you find it at all odd that they didn't keep the camera on the person, and they had to cut to a new scene?

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Glad it was Biel's ass because she has a nice one.

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I think tomtruemann is really the one in denial here.I bet he's a gay guy who was drooling over that ass.Then he was so shocked when he found out that it was a woman's ass (possibly Biel's).That may also be the reason he's trying to convince everyone that Jessica Biel's ass looks like a man's.Sorry tom you may not be 100% gay, maybe you're bi.



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YOU BETTER GET YOUR BUTT ON THE GREAT SPACE COASTER,OR MIKEY'S NOT GONNA LIKE IT.WHEN MIKEY DOESN'T LIKE IT,HE ENDS UP SHOWING PEOPLE WHERE THE BEEF IS AT AND BELIEVE ME YOU DON'T WANT THE BEEF.

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Well I've watched alot of american football,in which they wear alot of padding,but I don't pay much attention to their rear ends.I'm not a fan of what the rest of the world calls football (aka soccer here in the States), so I can't comment on the butts of male soccer players.

As far as Ms Biel's butt goes to me it looks like a woman's butt,it does not look anything like a males rear to me.I've seen many women's rear ends and they do come in all shapes and sizes but I can usually tell the difference between a woman's and a man's.

I would consider myself 100% heterosexual.I am not attracted to men at all.It has nothing to do with peer pressure or embarassment, it's just that there is nothing about men that I find attractive.Almost all women no matter what race or build,have a certain something that I find attractive.It's hard to explain.
However I do seem to find myself more attracted to women with somewhat larger hips and butts.

I don't want to go any further off topic.So I'm going to stop there.


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there's a saying in gay circles that there are really only two kinds of men out there: The ones who are gay, and the ones who just haven't met the right guy yet.


As opposed to the saying: "There's no such thing as a gay man. Only a man who hasn't found the right woman."

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