Great GOT jokes!!!


Danny: I can't have children.

John: How do you know. Let's try.

Danny: Ok, if you incest.

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Nice 😂

A farmer walks into a brothel with a jackass and a honeycomb...

Will they ever let Tyrion finish that joke??

Someone on reddit actually posted the full joke:

[spoiler]A farmer walks into a brothel with a jackass and a honeycomb. The madam says, "How can I help you?" The farmer replies that he would like to trade the jackass for time with a woman as he has grown tired of the jackass and it has been a long time since he's enjoyed a woman's touch. The madam honors his request and then asks about the honeycomb. The farmer replies that he would like to trade the honeycomb for food as it was a long journey and he's very hungry. The madam, shocked at this, asks the farmer why he didn't just eat the honeycomb. The farmer replies, "the same reason I brought the jackass."[/spoiler]

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Joffrey says that if he was any more inbred he'd be a sandwich!

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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Jamie, "Maybe it is just all cocks in the end."

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Whose end?

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Lol

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