5 things I learned watching The Power of the Dog

Yo we need to bring back these posts from the imdb boards. They were hilarious. I know back then there were always ‘10 things’ but I’m not comitting to something of that magnitude right now.

Bear with me I’m improvising as I go, I just hope I get the ball rolling and you add your own.

5 things I learned watching The Power of the Dog:

1. In 1925, imagining shapes in surface features (like hills) completely dumbfounds full grown men. You can be anybody when you do it, a legendary rancher or a kid, it’s simply sorcery to people.
2. Sometimes the only thing standing between you and a happy Christmas family reunion is an unwashed relative.
3. If you’re hiding a secret cache of gay nudies, remember to include a female one in the stack so nobody suspects anything.
4. A dead cow in the middle of the road means free anthrax.
5. Governors are the perfect agents to distiguish honest dirt from corrupt dirt.