They look like the Wally Cox celebrity brand for people who see fine but want to look intelligent. The lenses cost extra. Worth every cent.
Anyone know who makes his gas mask? My dog 'arts A LOT.
Originally Posted by popedon1:That might explain why it never occurred to him to put a microphone inside the mask so he doesn't sound like a Howler monkey with a wet sock shoved in it's mouth and tape wrapped around it's head. Next time you see them do something stupid, think of Bill Engvall and say, "Here's your glasses".
They look like the Wally Cox celebrity brand for people who see fine but want to look intelligent.
His make-over reminds me of the iconic Joke Shop disguise: the glasses, nose, beard combo. Although that gas mask IS creative. Remember "Leatherface"?!
That'd make a great campy serial killer for a National Lampoon movie. The movie poster could be Zak in gasmask, wearing his lense-less Wally Cox "peepers", holding a rolling pin or long metal tongs or just a long handle 2 prong fork, the kind you turn WIENERS with on the BBQ grill, instead of an axe or hatchet. Of course, the rolling pin or tongs or WIENER fork would be covered in gory, dripping ketchup. Like he terrorized then went to town on the condiment section of a Super Stop N Shop!
GASMASK WEARING 4EYE FIEND SLAUGHTERS 107 BOTTLES OF KETCHUP IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!
Think of it!!
For 50 extra points, Purk, who was Wally Cox's best friend? Don't Google it. I'll know if you did.
Either Charles Nelson Reilly Signature or Joe 90 Collection..
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