GREAT SCRIPT Pathetic Direction
From the opening scene, you could almost see how good it would have looked on paper, after all it was noted as one of the "Best unmade screenplays" under the original title THE TWO DICKS.
Kevin Smith, with his sledge hammer, obvious, gross out taste, had the two leads play it campy and silly like a modern day Marx Brothers film, instead of witty, real and wise. The film is a mess, an embarrassing disaster that's really difficult to watch. But then again, it takes a MAJOR director with a lot of balls to tell Bruce Willis not to "camp it up", which Kevin apparently wasn't able to do.
I like Kevin, he's great on stage, his films are uneven but consistent and at least 50% funny, but not this one. He was absolutely wrong for it, and it hurt everyone involved.