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Oh sweet Jesus, why am I watching this?


There's always a nerdy one.
There's always an asthmatic one.
There's always a fat one.
There's always an undersized runt.
There's always a tomboyish girl.
Then there's always a bossy ballsy kid who faces down whatever they're chasing.

They all run around on bikes and annoy the shit outta me. I hated them in Stand By Me, Goonies, ET, Stranger Things, The Gate, Monster Squad. Hated them all.

So remind me why I am watching this crap? I was hoping it would up the clown factor, or the kill factor. And they did, a little. Maybe I'll enjoy the next installment better. When they're all grown up.

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Go away, troll.

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So well spoken.
No.

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You must be a troll, because why else would you watch that type of stuff and hate it each time? Do you want the kids to be killed or something?

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Well I suppose if I did, that would make me a troll. But no. I usually end up watching these movies with friends who like them and I just happen to be there. The reason I don't like them is because, according to the MPAA, there's only so far a horror movie can go in their depiction of horror involving child characters/actors, and I don't like my horror that watered down. It's not a hatred of children. It's just a preference in the movies I do or don't like. Everybody prefers what they like. That doesn't make me a bad guy or troll.

But having said that, I am middle aged, and I am slowly becoming the "get off my lawn" guy.

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None of your criticisms make any sense. Up the kill factor? The film is following the body count of the novel.

"There's only so far a horror movie can go in their depiction of horror involving child characters..." Exactly what do you want to see then? The entire premise is a killer clown murdering and tormenting children and teens. Isn't a little boy getting his arm bitten off and dragged into the sewer to his death not extreme enough for you? Are you sure you're not a troll?

Your OP criticism - how many films feature kids being tormented by their dysfunctional parents and a killer clown? But they run around on bikes and annoy the shit out of you so it makes the film generic and crap?

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I thought my opinion was quite simple. Hell I thought my opinion was mine. I'm just saying that "horror" movies featuring a main cast of kids - TO ME - tend to have more of a kids horror feel to them. Is that always so? Of course not. That's why it's merely my opinion and not something I stated as fact. Different subgenres of horror appeal to different people. These don't appeal to me. The fact I don't know them reaffirms that I don't WATCH them. These boards are for posting our opinions, are they not? So how does that make me a troll?

Besides, the body count is more fun when the people have it coming. The kids probably don't.

Way to beat a thread to death.

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and Jesus replied, “Change the channel”

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No ones' forcing you to persevere with it. If you don't like it, don't watch it.

"And what about the sh*t weasels, the ones that blast out the basement door?" - Col. Curtis

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LMAO add Stranger Things to the list.

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Because you are a whiny, useless moron that is why.

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......oh you told me.

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Yes, I told you the truth.

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LOL

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